kingorb:

Anal eyes analyze anal lies

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yawnsale:

seven southern black churches that have been set on fire SINCE the charleston shooting

do people just think that … this is … the rate that southern black churches generally burn down at all the time … ?

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yellfang:

party-at-the-tardis:

shavingryansprivates:

why the fuck is every nursery rhyme about people dying

• the london bridge is falling down and probably crushing pedestrians
• ring around the rosie pockets full of posie ashes ashes we all get obliterated by the black plague
• it’s raining it’s pouring the old man is snoring he bumped his head and fucking died

and fucking died

humpty dumpty committed suicide

jack fell down a hill and cracked his skull

A BABY FELL OUT A TREE

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dollsofbeauty:

Bitch yes

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time-to-fandom-and-cry:

the-cuddly-punk:

neenya:

doubleohmogar:

franerys:

katiebpeters:

chloereneeeee:

How many altos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they can’t get that high.

How many sopranos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, she holds it up and waits for the world to revolve around her.

How many singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. An alto to actually do it and a soprano to stand by and ask “isn’t that a little high for you?”

u wanna fucking go

here for this fight

How do you know a soprano is at your door?

She can’t find the key and doesn’t know where to come in

robin1779

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